Total Medals Earned: 9,829 (From 1,369 different games.) Total Medal Score: 207,145 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (220/220 points)
Feed 50 Mooks
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 10
Feed 100 Mooks
Complete All Levels
Feed 250 Mooks
Get a Total Score of 2500+
Medals Earned: 4/5 (70/170 points)
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Finish the game.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (75/225 points)
500 miles/points on easy
500 miles/points on medium
1500 miles/points on easy
500 miles/points on hard
1500 miles/points on medium
1500 miles/points on hard
2500 miles/points on hard
Medals Earned: 6/7 (110/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 9/9 (280/280 points)
Pass the second location
Pass the first location
Pass the third location
Pass the fourth location
Pass the fifth location
Pass the 6th location
Pass the 7th location
Pass the 8th location
Pass the 9th location
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/140 points)
Collect three Golden Harpoons!
Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!
Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.
Collect six Golden Harpoons!
Watch this mysterious stranger blink.
Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!
Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.
Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.
Medals Earned: 1/36 (5/500 points)
Find a room where Tar Mother can be killed before growing
Kill the snake before killing any roach in Seventh Level 1N2E
Clear Fifth Level
Clear Eighth Floor 4S 3E without drinking the mimic potion
Drop all trapdoors and clear Fifth Level 1N2W
Clear Seventh Level
Clear Fifth Level 1W while turned East for the whole time
Clear Sixth Level
Do not rotate your sword in Seventh Level 3N1E
Cleared Eighth Level
Don't move diagonally in Seventh Level 1S
Clear Fifth Level 1S without turning
Clear all tar in any Eighth Level room
Find the master wall
Don't hit the orb while clearing Fifth Level 3E
Clear Fifth Level 2S 2E without stepping on open yellow doors
Clear Fifth Level 1S 1W without leaving the marked area
Clear Master Intellect room (Seventh Level 2N1W)
Master the hold
Clear Fifth Level 2N without hitting any orb
Conquer Fifth Level 2S without drinking the invisibility potion
Do not turn while clearing Seventh Level 1E
Post-master the hold
Clear a room with Evil Eyes without waking any of them
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/65 points)
Die for the first time
Find the Forever-Burn Torch cheat
Medals Earned: 3/3 (250/250 points)
Score 50,000!
Complete all objectives!
Devour the Evil Eye of the Dead!